In terms of clientele, Spike casts a wide net. Here are just a few of the things satisfied clients have to say about the Offices of Spike Cohen…

They found “a” hooker’s dismembered corpse cut up and dumped in Styrofoam beer containers — like the ones that you get on the Fourth of July at the gas station— spread out across the city. Spike listened to my story carefully and pointed out that the hooker wasn’t IN my room. He’s got a great mind and an ear for injustice. We could use a guy like Spike back east!

Name withheld, Visiting from Alexandria, VA

I found myself in what Spike calls a “Classic Senator Geary Situation,” if you’ve ever seen The Godfather Part II. Spike’s investigator, Aundre, is the coolest! Shout out, dawg! A great problem solver. If you ever need a job in Cali, you can do your “thing” out here easily. Don’t forget to vote this fall. I would recommend the Offices of Spike Cohen to anybody who’s in trouble. Spike’s a very dependable guy. A great listener. 

Name withheld, Visiting from Sacramento, CA

If it were not for Spike, I would still be in the United States, facing punishment for the terrible, inconceivable, bloody thing that happened to the blonde girl. Thank Allah Spike asked if my family had any history of trouble with the Jinn, the ancient trickster demons of Islam. Indeed we had, and it had followed me to Las Vegas to bring woe and chaos unto my dynasty! Spike is very thoughtful and generous with his time. 

Name withheld, Visiting from Abu Dhabi, UAE